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The ultimate top secret guide to taking over the world / by Kenn Nesbitt; illustrations by Ethan Long.

by Nesbitt, Kenn.

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Sourcebooks Jabberwocky c2011.

Control (Psychology) -- Humorous stories -- Juvenile litrature.

Human behavior -- Juvenile literature.

Humorous stories, English -- Handbooks, manuals, etc. -- Juvenile literature.

x, 182 p. : ill. ; 21 cm.

Are you fed up with people telling you what to do? You're in luck. All you have to do is read this book and carefully follow the instructions, and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you. Master the secret skills to world domination like how to: Equip your underground lair Think up your new mad scientist name Perfect your diabolical laugh Recruit minions Build evil robots Stop time for fun and profit Spend your first billion dollars Join bestselling children's author and poet Kenn Nesbitt in his hilarious foray into middle grade fiction. "A perpetual scream machine, an 800-hoarse power, turbo-verb joyride, that runs on puns, and a bottomless tank of laughing gas, all the while doing wheelies along your funny bone." -J. Patrick Lewis, author of Birds on a Wire

Master the secret skills to world domination like how to: Equip your underground lair; Think up your new mad scientist name; Perfect your diabolical laugh; Recruit minions; Build evil robots ;Stop time for fun and profit; Spend your first billion dollars.

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