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My boyfriend barfed in my handbag ... and other things you can't ask Martha / Jolie Kerr.

by Kerr, Jolie.

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Penguin Group, c2014.

House cleaning.

9780142196939 (pbk.)

0142196932 (pbk.)

238 p. ; 20 cm.

Includes index.

The kitchen : clean it, or just set it on fire and be done? -- Cleaning floors, ceilings, walls, and other immovable things -- Le pissoir (because these things sound fancier in French) -- Get rid of your ladies, seriously, they are revolting -- Here comes the bride, all dressed in ... oh dear, what's that on the bride's dress? -- Laundry, just ... so much laundry, you guys -- Pimp your ride -- The things you really can't ask Martha (or mom, for that matter!).

The author of the hit column "Ask a Clean Person" offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life's little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can't tell your parents about. And let's be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic "how do I use a mop?" to the esoteric "what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen?" My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.

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